(Kimball's Unauthorized Perversion)

1. What's another name for Thesaurus?
2. Why is abbreviation such a long word?
3. How do they get deer to cross at the yellow sign?
4. How do you know when bagpipes are in tune?
5. If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
6. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
7. What do they use to ship styrofoam?
8. Why do they say a "TV set" when you only get one?
9. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
10. When a cow laughs hard, does milk come out its nose?

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