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The Xenophile Historian




THE HOLY BOOK OF UNIVERSAL TRUTHS,
K. U. P.


(Kimball's Unauthorized Perversion)




How To Do Nothing

Once upon a time, a crow was sitting on the highest branch of a tree. A rabbit asked the crow, "What are you doing?", and the crow answered, "Nothing."

The rabbit thought it looked fun and then asked, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"

The crow replied, "Sure." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested.

All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson: If you want to sit and do nothing, you must be very, very high up.


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