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THE HOLY BOOK OF UNIVERSAL TRUTHS,
K. U. P.
(Kimball's Unauthorized Perversion)
A Few of My Favorite Jokes
Remember when people used to send jokes by e-mail? I haven't gotten any joke e-mails lately, and I think it's because spam has turned off many of us from e-mail communication, to the point that we only write letters when we feel we have to. Drat, now you have another reason to hate unsolicited e-mail ads! However, I still get jokes from the Internet, though usually they now come from webpages I've seen, or from people on the radio telling the jokes they've seen. Like I said on the previous page, stop and go to something else if you've heard these already. If you haven't heard them, they ought to give you a smile. Here they are, organized by subject:
The Battle of the Sexes
Computer-Related Jokes
- Zen and the Art of Computers
- New Strange Tech Support Horror Stories . . .
- You May Be A High-Tech Redneck If . . .
- How to Bathe a Cat
- The Top Ten Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
- The Origin of Pets
- The Reformed Parrot
- Who Says Animals Can't Work Together?
- Dog Days
- And then there is this
- 50 Truths of Life
- Are Northerners "Blue Necks?"
- It Is Not One World, Even When It Comes to Coffee!
- Where You Can Retire In the USA
- Travel Broadens the Mind, Except for These Folks
- The Wisdom of Socrates
- The Middle East, 1225 B.C.
- Very Old Folk Song
- Historical Spam Subject Lines
- Exam Errors
- History's Worst Typo
- Handy Latin Phrases
- If Genghis Khan Took a Geography Test . . .
- The Rabbi Helps Out the Priest
- Trouble Happens: How World Religions Explain it
- This is How They Got Started!
- You Get What You Pay For . . .
- Don't Bother Taking It With You
- A Heaven Joke That Will Make You Think
- And then there is this
- How to Handle an Irritating Seatmate
- The Pope's Lesson About Democrats and Republicans
- Bovine Economics
- The Power of a Badge
- The World's Shortest Books
- Hillary's First Night as President
- You Might Be A Northern Redneck
- Redneck First Aid
- Bubba and the Shrink
- Redneck Logic
- Humor From The Deep South
- Kentucky Jokes
- How to Install a Southern Home Security System
- Twelve Things You Will Never Hear A Southerner Say
That's Entertainment
Witty
- The Barney Connection
- Proposed State and Provincial Mottos
- New Math
- The Terrorist Teacher
- Pulled Over For Speeding
- Divorce
- Stop Me If You've Heard These Already
- Performance Appraisal Rubric For Students
- The Story of Rindercella
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